Quote of movie "Van Wilder" made in 2002: Taj:i Would Like Very Much To Spend My Remaining...
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Taj:
I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistnat.
Van Wilder:
Okay, we're just giong do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind.
Milk.
Taj:
Tit!
Oh, mommy.
Most Indians wuold say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs.
You see, I canont go home a virgin.
I came here to study the great Amercian art of muff diving.
To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand!
You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know?
I want to take it through the vehicle wash, baby. And get it waxed.
I want to wax it.
Wax it!
You know, and air dry.
Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.
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